Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i wish my penis had a tongue
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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