Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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