I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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