But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
