all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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