a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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