So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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