a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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