The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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