i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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