dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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