sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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