have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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