your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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