Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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