fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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