I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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