Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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