Nicole vs. Life
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
His hands were made for my vagina.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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