At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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