i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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