How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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