Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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