A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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