Yo dont text me then not text me
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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