All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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