i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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