I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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