I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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