Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
