i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
