is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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