i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Randomize