Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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