She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
A+ Viking dick
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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