Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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