I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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