im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize