There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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