She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
COCAINE IS GR8
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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