so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Mom said you looked used
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So vagazzling was a success
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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