I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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