I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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