when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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