She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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