I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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