check it out our google latitudes are spooning
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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