i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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