OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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