David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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