the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
