Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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